*makes spongebob references during sex*
You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
we just need to plug up all these holes
are you feeling it now mr.krabs
Bring it around town
i’ll never wash this hand again
(Source: yungterra, via meowwzoe)
i just wanna have sex and smoke a blunt at the same time.
If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
(Source: to-lose-it-all, via blow-job-queen)
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive